You are most lovingly invited to join me at The Best Little Whorehouse in Hoxton for another afternoon of gentle socialising with interesting and beautiful people.

It’s not really Christmas-themed, although the tree will be up. Consider it a manifestation of the very human urge to connect with chosen family and loved ones in the depths of winter. I’ll also fly the nob flags again. Any excuse to wave a nob around, really.

As always, I’ll panic-buy a ton of snacks and sugary things, and probably order pizza if people are up for it. You are more than welcome to bring your own social lubricants, such as specific or additional booze and/or The Devil’s Lettuce.
And, of course, bring loved ones, attractive friends, adorable dogs, and interesting stories.

139 Hoxton St, N1 6QG, on Sunday 11th December, any time from 2pm.

I hope you’ll be able to find time to join me. Without you, the afternoon would be considerably less interesting and beautiful.